Please allow me to introduce one of my best mates Billy and his buddy Badger. My piggy brother Steve has known them for awhile and I've gotten to know and love them too.
Hi Badger! Thanks for agreeing to do this interview.
The Biggest Loser.
Approximately twelve inches.
Papua New Guinea
Those are my answers. Billy said you had some questions for me.
Errr... well here's my first question. What is the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning?
What is your top people peeve?
They only have two feet.
I've been reading Billy's blog. Do you have a foot fetish?
What makes you popcorn?
I wasn’t aware that I needed a reason.
What would you buy if you were given a million dollars?
Thanks Badger. Hi Billy! Thanks for your time.
You have beautiful hair... do you have any beauty tips?
Get Gemma to slobber on you at least twice a day. Also eat plenty of basil. It does nothing for your hair but it tastes great.
If you were a fruit what would you be?
Mmm. I often ask myself that question in my more serious moments. I’m not keen on fruit generally. I liked tomatoes yesterday, but that could be different today. So bearing all that in mind I’d have to say cumquats.
What is your most embarrassing moment?
Being photographed mounting Badger by the paparazzi (My male staff). I told him I was just on Badger’s back trying to get a better view of the telly, but I don’t think he believed me.
*Hides a giggle behind paw* What is an essential item in your luggage when going on holidays?
I never, ever leave the country without being slobbered on by Gemma. You just can’t get Gemma slobber overseas and my hair would soon be a mess without it.
Who would you give the last cucumber to?
I’d give my last cucumber to anyone who didn’t like cucumber. Then I could have it myself without suffering pangs of guilt.
Thanks Billy and Badger. Read more about their adventures at