The Whirly Washy Thing

It was an ordinary Sunday. Mum, Dad and I went to the café where they drank pupacinos (for some reason I’m not allowed these pupacinos) and I got some BACON! You might think it was generous of Mum and Dad to share with me but you should have seen what else they had on their plates!

There were some children at the café who all gathered round to stare at me. No patting, no talking, just staring. I think they would have even outstared my pal Badger the guinea pig! I even wiped my mouth in case I had a bit of bacon stuck there but they kept staring. Just as I was beginning to get uncomfortable their parents called them away.

Then we went to the dog park which was heaps of fun. Mum and Dad had fun playing with my ball thrower/scooper, throwing the ball to each other while I went off exploring. They seemed to enjoy it so much I didn’t like to interrupt.

On the way home something weird happened. We stopped at the servo, Dad parked the car and the 3 of us just sat there waiting. I thought we were waiting for some treats or maybe something fun was going to happen but all of a sudden, the walls closed in and this Whirly Washy Thing started rolling all over our windows!!!

The Whirly Washy Thing covered all the windows on the car and kept rolling soapy water everywhere. It was also groaning loudly the whole time. I didn't panic because Mum and Dad didn't seemed worried about it but I was thinking that they wouldn't be this calm if it was me weeing all over the car!

After the Whirly Washy Thing finished we drove home. I'm just glad it didn't decide to roll all over me.